Election 2 aka Triad Election
BakeSnakerI assume the American title for this film is Triad Election because they don't want audiences to know this is a sequel. Election was not released over here and Election…
Re-Cycle …can I go with the garbage analogy?
Piece of crap...the Pang brothers have made one good film...The Eye...everything else is a waste of time and money... but for some reason I keep going back for more...why?...maybe because…
Holy Frack! – The 30-Second Battlestar Galactica Season 3 Review
E-G 421So I want go into details yet or roll out some of the fun screen grabs I took (that will come post-camping/slogging through the swamp), but I will share a…
Bile Land: “Monster House”
JunktapeI totally agree-- there is something inherently dark and creepy about Monster House. Unfortunately, for me, it was the human characters. I don�t know why but human CG just freaks…
Miami Vice
I have to admit, I wanted to like it more but no matter what, it's ten times better than Collateral. Script is mildly compelling. Besides the look, the Li Gong/Colin…
Monster House!
CybergoshTwo weeks ago, it was 1978. Last night, it became the mid 80's. Monster House is the best 80's Amblin movie never made. I had high hopes for this movie.…
THE ROAD TO GUANTANAMO
Michael Winterbottom is trying to set a record or something. He turns out two films a year. And besides 9 Songs, which I think is a pathetic piece of nothing,…
Wassup Rockers
Larry Clark is one of those directors, like Spike Lee and Woody Allen, that deserves our $10.50 no matter what because they have produced such great work in the past…
Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
Good for Asia Argento. What a vast improvement from her first film Scarlett Diva. Not a wonderful film because it is obvious that she is going for shock value the…
Edward Scissorhands: Retro Review
Edward Scissorhands was always one of those movies that I remembered not liking for some reason. I couldn't put my finger on it, but I knew that the last time…
Bittersweet Life
Wow..what an effing let down. People are calling this the best action film of 2005. Well, I guess that's not saying much because I can't remember any action films from…
Vanishing Point
Why doesn't this film have the classic status of Easy Rider? I have no idea. Just as deep in its socio-political commentary. It did come out two years later so…
The Proposition
I wish I posted this earlier because it's already been in theaters for a few weeks. But all's not lost...you can still catch it....because this is a big screen film.…
Survive Style 5
I've been very bad. Very lazy. I haven't posted in weeks. But I'll catch up over the next couple of days. Anyway, I was inspired to write this tonight because…
DanViews – Summer Movies
Mission Impossible 3 Over the Hedge The DaVinci Code (and scroll down to a separate entry for X-MEN 3: I CAN'T STAND) MISSION JUST-PASSABLE Well if the impossible mission was…
DanViews—X-Men
I've tried to write this piece for some time and have not been able to articulate properly, but here goes... Understand that though I have a brain full of useless…
X-Men 3: The Last Stand
RogerThis review will have mild spoilers, and I will be posting major spoilers in the comments. Consider yourself warned. Going into this movie, I admit, I was concerned. The 52%…
Bile Land Presents – “THE OMEN”
Straight from the most frustrated fan ever to Blog via email... Why argue with a mind this warped - just read and revel in the spittle of the darkly doomed...…
Mini’s First Time
Alec Baldwin finds out his stepdaughter works for an escort agency. After he sleeps with her. I was there. Unfortunately, the screenplay wasn't. Jeff Goldblum = Good. Luke WIlson =…
Hatchet. Bury it.
Saw Hatchet at the Tribeca Film Festival last night. While its intentions of being an 80's style slasher are good, the film fails on every level. A monumental waste of…