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Nicolas Cage Vampire Photo Reminds Us Again How Awesome He Is

by September 19, 2011

This Nicolas Cage Vampire photo is absolutely amazing. Long have we wondered why Nick Cage is who he is, why he makes the strange decisions he makes, and all is revealed with this one photo. Currently being sold on eBay, the seller describes the photo as a Tennessee man circa 1870 and one look and you can tell it’s without a doubt, Nicolas Cage and therefore he is a vampire. Right?

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  1. Donk Land Cruiser says:
    September 21, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    First Knowing predicting the most recent Gulf spill and Japan, now this…the Illuminati is getting hella cocky.