I haz a smell


Hot off the Avon Christmas catalog – Unscripted, Patrick Dempsey’s new signature fragrance. Celebrity scents are nothing new, but the Enchanted Loverboy’s dreaminess in a bottle caught my eye due to its impressive write up. “Its like a top down drive on a moonlit night through the open countryside.” Not impressed yet? Wait till you hear what Patrick himself has to say:
“At the heart of Unscripted is the idea of living your life on your own terms, and not by a written script. Its about loving what you do, and doing it in your own unique way, rather than being defined by rules.” Ahh, rules. So not sexy. I suppose you have reached full Unscripted potential if you reek of it while being pulled over for doing 110 on a moonlit country road with an open bottle of Jack next to you.

So ladies, get that special man in your life the essence of Dempsey. But when he starts avoiding your eyes, when strange numbers show up in his cell, when rape victims in your town report smelling Leatherwood right before their attacks…don’t say you haven’t been warned. Your life is about to get….Unscripted.


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  1. cybergosh says:

    i need it!

  2. Eros Welker says:

    He threw shit on my house!

  3. Shanty Irish says:

    whaaaaat? seriously?  do tell!

  4. Eros Welker says:

    haha, I was quoting “Can’t Buy Me Love” haha..