Proof of an Alternate Universe? With Terrible Taste?
Shanty IrishOn the TV show Fringe there exists an alternate reality in which Michael J. Fox never donned Marty McFly's iconic vest. We know this because in one scene there's a…
DJ AM Halloween costumes available at Target
Well I'm sure Simon Doonan, the creative director of Barney's, didn't set out to pay homage to the late DJ in his Halloween 2010 costume collection for Target. That would…
I say, is Gussie on about the Necronomicon again?
Once again A&E's Hoarders has inspired, terrified, and shamed me into picking up this place a bit, but luckily upon going through the layers of things not put away for…
Screw You
So let me get this straight,  Louis Leterrier.  You had me in your forgettable remake of Clash of the Titans only to make a snide comment about me, acting all above the…
MonsterQuest Tonight – The Gable Film!
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fDeT8H2CwQ Ah, MonsterQuest, you've lured me into your snare again. After disappointing non-monsterous quests (big snakes? bees?) and episodes ending with a shrug of "who knows" (Flying Humanoids) tonight they will hopefully…
Ignore Call? Yes.
Palm Pre - the phone you can be smug about, but in a mindful way. Now who exactly are the creepy demographic Palm Pre is trying to get on board…
To Report Non Human Activity Call 1-866-666-6001
Please don't let this movie turn out to be an ET version of Crash. UPDATE This ad campaign is seriously diminishing the cool factor of District 9's aliens. The aliens…
Sham on You Vince!
He's going to need a lot of ShamWows to clean up this mess. A few months ago knowing who Vince Shlomi was meant you stayed up till ungodly hours watching…
What the…??
Design Toscano catalog, I'm with you. "Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti" sculpture? Absolutely, but he's not going in the garden, how cool would he look lurking in my kitchen? "The Grand…
I haz a smell
Hot off the Avon Christmas catalog - Unscripted, Patrick Dempsey's new signature fragrance. Celebrity scents are nothing new, but the Enchanted Loverboy's dreaminess in a bottle caught my eye due…
THE WACKNESS…
...that is Blindness. I wasn't even going to bother posting because I refused to give this Katrina shelter meets Lord of the Flies as done by the powers of the…
Proof Laura Linney Sucks in Everything
Well I'll be darned, these here celebrities are telling me not to vote and whatnot. That ain't right. Oh! They DO want me to vote. These Hollywood folk need to…
ANGLO-x-PHILES!
I wasn't sure about Primeval because I was so sick of seeing the preview while suffering through the increasingly irritating Regal First Look. ("We went behind the scenes with American…
Soul Men the new Poltergeist?
Slated for release in November 2008, Soul Men stars Bernie Mac (RIP), Samuel L. Jackson, and Isaac Hayes (RIP). Where did they film this, Love Canal? Samuel, start taking that…
X DEFILED
You know when you're on vacation, in a hotel room, and there's local news on with unfamiliar anchors talking about towns you've never heard of? And its followed by your…
Great Scott!
Maybe you've heard about the missing former hedge fund thief Samuel Israel, who disappeared on his way to prison. But did you hear about his time machine? The co-founder of…
Lost Star Also Needs to “Shut His Face!”
I was a little behind on all things Lost, now I've finally caught up, watched the finale and started reading articles on it again, and I discovered an addition to…
Paris told me she liked you both….
...but was sad when you stopped calling just because she thought Tom Selleck would've made a better Indiana Jones.
Uwe Boll, My New Pen Friend
Thought Alone in the Dark could've been slightly better? Tell it to Uwe! So the hooligan over at filmdrunk posted what he claimed to be Uwe Boll's email, encouraging people…
No Country For Regis Philbin
I could write about the good stuff, like Jon Stewart was relaxed and pretty amusing, but that's no fun... Javier "Xavier" Barden could forgive Regis for screwing up his name.…