Proof of an Alternate Universe? With Terrible Taste?
On the TV show Fringe there exists an alternate reality in which Michael J. Fox never donned Marty McFly’s iconic vest. We know this...
Author: Shanty Irish
DJ AM Halloween costumes available at Target
Well I’m sure Simon Doonan, the creative director of Barney’s, didn’t set out to pay homage to the late DJ in his Halloween 2010...
I say, is Gussie on about the Necronomicon again?
Once again A&E’s Hoarders has inspired, terrified, and shamed me into picking up this place a bit, but luckily upon going through the layers...
MonsterQuest Tonight – The Gable Film!
 [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fDeT8H2CwQ[/youtube] Ah, MonsterQuest, you’ve lured me into your snare again. After disappointing non-monsterous quests (big snakes? bees?) and episodes ending with a shrug of “who...
Ignore Call? Yes.
Palm Pre – the phone you can be smug about, but in a mindful way. Now who exactly are the creepy demographic Palm Pre...
To Report Non Human Activity Call 1-866-666-6001
Please don’t let this movie turn out to be an ET version of Crash. UPDATE This ad campaign is seriously diminishing the cool factor...
Sham on You Vince!
He’s going to need a lot of ShamWows to clean up this mess. A few months ago knowing who Vince Shlomi was meant you...
What the…??
Design Toscano catalog, I’m with you. “Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti” sculpture? Absolutely, but he’s not going in the garden, how cool would he look...
I haz a smell
Hot off the Avon Christmas catalog – Unscripted, Patrick Dempsey’s new signature fragrance. Celebrity scents are nothing new, but the Enchanted Loverboy’s dreaminess in...
THE WACKNESS…
…that is Blindness. I wasn’t even going to bother posting because I refused to give this Katrina shelter meets Lord of the Flies as...
Proof Laura Linney Sucks in Everything
Well I’ll be darned, these here celebrities are telling me not to vote and whatnot. That ain’t right. Oh! They DO want me to...
ANGLO-x-PHILES!
I wasn’t sure about Primeval because I was so sick of seeing the preview while suffering through the increasingly irritating Regal First Look. (“We...
Soul Men the new Poltergeist?
Slated for release in November 2008, Soul Men stars Bernie Mac (RIP), Samuel L. Jackson, and Isaac Hayes (RIP). Where did they film this,...
Great Scott!
Maybe you’ve heard about the missing former hedge fund thief Samuel Israel, who disappeared on his way to prison. But did you hear about...
Lost Star Also Needs to “Shut His Face!”
I was a little behind on all things Lost, now I’ve finally caught up, watched the finale and started reading articles on it again,...
Paris told me she liked you both….
…but was sad when you stopped calling just because she thought Tom Selleck would’ve made a better Indiana Jones.
Uwe Boll, My New Pen Friend
Thought Alone in the Dark could’ve been slightly better? Tell it to Uwe!
No Country For Regis Philbin
I could write about the good stuff, like Jon Stewart was relaxed and pretty amusing, but that’s no fun…
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