I’m Juggernaut, Bitch
This was sent to me by a friend today. To be honest, I’m embarassed to be posting this. It’s crude, beyond lowbrow and will probably annoy more people than it entertains. And yet — I can’t help but keep watching the whole thing. There are some truly funny lines, and I think most of all it reminds me of the kind of videos I made with Mike and Eric back in the late 80s, when AUDIO DUB was a function just being discovered on some VCRs. Anyway, like it or hate it — I’m postin’ it, bitch.
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I’m not a fan, but I respect it. It’s why in the movie he says the line btw, because Ratner became a fan. The asshole.