Post by Entertainment Geekly.

Post by Entertainment Geekly.

Post by Entertainment Geekly.

I’m not going on record saying that Battleship is going to be an awesome movie, but the newest trailer does offer a lot of cool insight into next summer’s blockbuster. Underwater aliens, robotic-cyber suits, weird spiky wheels with tails that can slice helicopters. I’m very in, despite their best efforts to make this look like […]

Here’s a look how Summer 2011 ranked for me. I skipped more films than I normally do during these months – and of the 25 I did see, most should have been ignored as well. Yet a few gems managed to make this season not a complete waste. Still, overall — worst summer movie season […]

Here’s a look how the Summer 2011 has ranked for me 75% in… 21} X-Men: First Class – Failed on every level for me. Every level a film works on, this did not work for me. Pure hate. 20} Bridesmaids – Walked out an hour in and demanded refund for the hour of my life […]

Here’s a look how the first half of Summer 2011 ranked for me… 16} X-Men: First Class – Failed on every level for me. Every level a film works on, this did not work for me. Pure hate. 15} Bridesmaids – Walked out an hour in and demanded refund for the hour of my life […]

Yes, the Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon Trailer is out and yes people are excited about it. I’m the wrong person to ask about the Transformers movies, because I frickin’ HATE them. The trailers always look cool, and the movies always end up like crap. But because we know YOU want to see it, […]

While we like to debate a movie’s artistic merit, you should know that I like to judge a movie as “good” based on dollars. If it doesn’t make money, then clearly it just ain’t any good, even if that means something like Reign of Fire, which I love, is “not good” due to its disastrous […]

Can you tell what’s happening here? I can’t, nor can I tell what happened during the 7 hours that is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Horrible. When I walk out of a theater thinking that John Turturro wasn’t so bad, that’s when you know it’s a total turd. I also don’t get its sense of […]

Director Michael Bay says he wants original Megatron voice actor Frank Welker for the character of Soundwave in TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN. Welker: “Well it is a little too early to be specific but I will say yes and no. No, I have not been approached by the movie folks but yes I am […]

Don’t worry, there’s no George Clooney as Optimus Prime. Good ole Peter Cullen will be filling the shoes of our noble Autobot leader, and something I totally overlooked but am so jazzed about is that FRANK WELKER is the voice of Megatron!! FRANK FUCKING WELKER! You may remember him from such monkey noises as “Abu” […]

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