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Hatchet.  Bury it.

by May 5, 2006

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Saw Hatchet at the Tribeca Film Festival last night. While its intentions of being an 80’s style slasher are good, the film fails on every level. A monumental waste of a premise that COULD have achieved what it set out to, if only not for how unfathomably sloppy the whole thing is thrown together. Shame on this movie. Avoid at all costs.

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  1. Eros Welker says:
    May 6, 2006 at 6:05 am

    What the hell is this other than a trailer?  Just guys running around in the woods chased by a guy with an ax?

  2. Kip Lubner says:
    May 11, 2006 at 12:47 pm

    I want to make a movie!!!!!!  With NUDITY of course ; )