Nicholas Read, a dwarf actor who has played an Ewok in Return of the Jedi and a goblin in Labyrinth has been found guilty of public indecency in front of a 17-year-old girl.
Read was traveling on a train out of London last year when he placed his bowler hat over his open trousers and began, err, yubbing his nub. The unnamed victim who sat next to Read told Leicester Crown Court how she could see his small moon of Endor in the reflection of the window.
This should be no surprise as we’ve known for quite some time Ewoks are prone to these types of public displays of affection (see 4:12 mark)…
Thanks to our special Ewok correspondent Shanty Irish for bringing this matter to our attention. Read the full story HERE.