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Star Whores: The Complete Saga

by February 28, 2008

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A long time ago, on a web site called Deja News, I was doing a search for “Zuckuss” and stumbled across a little series called “Star Whores” by Jefferson Morris.


Each chapter is beautifully written, lovingly sprinkled with references to films like Aliens, Apocalypse Now, and THX-1138, and extremely disgusting.

Enjoy:

Star Whores 1: Last Tango on Tatooine
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/fa326ee2818bc055?dmode=source

Star Whores 2: The Empire Strikes Crack
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/8768a0d4e18b1f7b?dmode=source

Star Whores 3: Sperm of the Jedi
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/eefc19dde48e90dc?dmode=source

Star Whores 4: Sphincter of the Mind’s Eye
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/c7b167305b1736f7?dmode=source

Star Whores 5: The Emperor’s New Hoes
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/eda36d074848ed21?dmode=source

Star Whores 6: Jabbawocky
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/26b78ab5487f7c81?dmode=source

Star Whores 7: Heart of Gundarkness
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/55aa84d0aec00408?dmode=source

Star Whores 8: Menstrual Light and Magic
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/0670f9db7f0a1d14?dmode=source

Star Whores 9: Endordammerung
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.sex.stories/msg/2c38333a246a6325?dmode=source

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9 Responses

  1. Roger says:
    March 1, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    What, no comments on this?

  2. Eros Welker says:
    March 2, 2008 at 12:50 am

    I’m all over The Office slash fiction these days!

  3. Dick Ebers says:
    April 6, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    Great post!! I got a boner!!!

  4. Eve Isk says:
    April 14, 2009 at 4:32 am

    Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men are made or marred.

  5. Calgary says:
    April 22, 2009 at 7:01 am

    i don’t think this is appropiate for children

  6. Tempazor says:
    April 26, 2009 at 6:42 am

    Carrie Fisher wass so sxy!!!

  7. Herve V. says:
    April 28, 2009 at 4:44 am

    may the force be with your penis

  8. Genetic diseases says:
    May 23, 2009 at 3:03 am

    this is where diseases come from

  9. new media says:
    July 12, 2009 at 3:48 am

    this is hot