Babel-ing Brook
Just spent 7 hours watching Babel. Not a terrible film, but not a good one either. For those that hated Crash, plan on seeing a movie with even more tenuous connections and ridiculousness. For those that enjoyed Crash, like me, expect no redeeming value… except for one thing.
This film was MADE for Bake Snaker. And just when you think you’ve seen enough to get the Bake going, it gets all the better. Why he lives in this country, I’ll never understand.
Am I glad I saw Babel? No. Am I glad I saw it for free? Yes. Am I tired of movies about different people from different walks of life dealing with their problems, accompanied by a shitty soundtrack of some jackass strumming a guitar one note at a time? Absolutely.
To think, I rented Crank and opted for this instead. Jeers to me.
OpenCritic
I actually have this movie on my PSP of all things. Have not yet watched it. Sent my DVD copy to Snake Baker, who will no doubt review it before I do, since I won’t watch it until my next plane flight
Be careful. Those screeners are digitally fingerprinted!
I wonder if the digitally fingerprinted screener will know which of Junktape’s dog’s shat on it
I wonder if the digital fingerprint will pick up my semen. No one is talking about the Sharon Stone leg un-crossing shot done by j-girl Rinko Kikuchi.