Ride the Hasselhoff!

Junktape sent this earlier today. I consider these to be among the greatest images to ever enter my mind.

Much like the end of Halloween III, I just got word that Entertainment Tonight will be broadcasting the premiere of my David Hasselhoff video tonight. Apparently, they teased it earlier tonight (as in Thursday) but will show it full frontal on Friday. God help us all. WATCH THE VIDEO NOW!