I Hate It – Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Review
E-G 421Can you tell what's happening here? I can't, nor can I tell what happened during the 7 hours that is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Horrible. When I walk out…
D-Box Motion Control RULES! – Terminator Salvation Seat Review
You haven't lived until you've FELT the Terminator theme. Yes, I'm not reviewing Terminator Salvation. I think we all share a similar opinion on it (a thousand times better than…
CybergoshWho Watches?…Patton Oswalt & Sexman!
And from Patton via his MySpace BLOG: “You’re all going to go see it, you resentful nerd mafiosi. And you’ll walk in rolling your eyes and you’ll walk out whistling…
G4’s Watchmen Debate
In the online world there are numerous rivalries amongst various writers, that just comes with the job, but rarely do we ever get to see two rivals go head-to-head in…
The Blue Dingus Rises Over All Others
Quick Initial 4am Facts: - I'm not a Watchmen Graphic Novel fan - I never read it. - I've never been a Zack Snyder fan. - Watchmen, the film, exceeds…
‘Long Schlong’ Neeson Is Da Bomb In TAKEN
Taken wasn't even on my radar as I've been making more cutbacks in '09 than ever. Thanks to Burnt & Alathal's recommendations, I'm very happy I didn't let this awesome…
Ferrell On Broadway
Will Ferrell's "Your Welcome, America" had its opening night at the Cort Theater last night and EG was on the scene. Worth every penny. See it if you can. And…
BergLists ‘08
Even though i don't do BergViews throughout the year these days, there's no reason why i can't share my thoughts on the 111 films (79 new) that i ventured out…
3 Must See’s
Role Models gives Wain a chance to rebound from The Ten and get back in line with everything else he's done that we love. This is one of those films…
THE WACKNESS…
Shanty Irish...that is Blindness. I wasn't even going to bother posting because I refused to give this Katrina shelter meets Lord of the Flies as done by the powers of the…
ANGLO-x-PHILES!
I wasn't sure about Primeval because I was so sick of seeing the preview while suffering through the increasingly irritating Regal First Look. ("We went behind the scenes with American…
The Dark Knight vs. Revenge of the Sith
This guy should become Cybergosh's next best friend. Here's a sample: "3. Visual Appeal Even on the surface, Sith trumps Dark Knight in terms of eye candy and visual imagination,…
The Clone Wars Danviewed (minor spoilers)
JunktapeI think most people were surprised that I did not outright hate THE CLONE WARS, given my frustration with Lucasfilm product lately. Thing is, while I did not particularly enjoy…
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder Review and Bonus!
I'm a bit surprised by how much I enjoyed, respected and admired Starship Troopers 3: Marauder. I don't want to mislead you into thinking that it's a masterpiece, but really…
X DEFILED
You know when you're on vacation, in a hotel room, and there's local news on with unfamiliar anchors talking about towns you've never heard of? And its followed by your…
Good Knight
Quite possibly my favorite movie all year (sorry WALL-E). ZOMFG.
Prince of Broadway Review
"Savvy marketing could lead to substantial arthouse play." Damn straight, someone buy that shit, yo! I realize none of us have reviewed the film yet, but for what it's worth,…