Map of the Federation
You said you wanted a map of the United Federation of Planets, also showing the Romulan Empire and the Klingon Empire. Yes, you did. Shut up, you DID. Screw you man, here it is anyway:
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Hey, I can see my star from here! Right there, in the Ferengi Alliance. See?
Ferengis are a filthy people; they should be put in cages and sent into the sun.
Thanks for posting, Doug!
And Eros – perhaps you could find a video clip of your Ferengi encounter in Vegas…