12-ish yr-old kid next to me to his mom during intermission: “Mom, can you please do something to keep me awake?”

Lesson learned: Let us never underestimate the value of Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr to U2’s awesomeness.

Bottom line = Spidey never belonged on B-way. U2 should not be writing horrible emotionless showtunes and Taymor should be shot. While the aerial acrobatics are truly a sight to behold, this show deserves every dollar lost.

Conan’s version is much more entertaining.