The Blue Dingus Rises Over All Others
Quick Initial 4am Facts:
– I’m not a Watchmen Graphic Novel fan – I never read it.
– I’ve never been a Zack Snyder fan.
– Watchmen, the film, exceeds all expectations on all levels.
– More than just the visual masterpiece we knew it would be…becomes that rare entity that is not merely a movie. A multi-layered experience unlike anything else that ever was and ever will be in this genre.
– Every shot should be printed out, framed and hung up around your house.
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Too long. Didn’t dig it . Sorry.
Before you send hate mail I DID like the Dark Knight if that keeps me in the club.
Not only out of MY club but buried in a shallow grave underneath it.
Snyder breaks the spell that everyone’s been under since July. I honestly believe people who were under the impression Dark Knight was a good film will walk out of Watchmen scratching their heads muttering to themselves, “Damn….Nolan IS a hack piece of shit – what was i thinkin’?!?!”
“Hack piece of shit”, ok, your mom. Sorry Momento and The Prestige actually told stories as opposed to one scene after another with characters I couldn’t give less than a f*ck about. You and your Mexican Wrestler friend there can keep your little club.
All I know is that I haven’t seen that much cock since grade school.
My final word on the 2 nolanbats. i promise. after this my opinion will be retired….
After my second watchmen viewing i have come to form this opinion:
Nolan = Mola Ram
The Dark Knight = The Blood of Kali
People who like Dark Knight = Indy (after consuming The Blood)
Snyder = Short Round
Watchmen = The fire on the torch shoved in your face snapping you out of it!