Proof Laura Linney Sucks in Everything

Well I’ll be darned, these here celebrities are telling me not to vote and whatnot. That ain’t right. Oh! They DO want me to vote. These Hollywood folk need to make up their minds.

I’m thinking this will make me vote the same way those TRUTH ads will make me stop smoking. But despite all the sanctimonious blather there actually is something genius going on here. If you can get through 5 seconds check out Benicio Del Toro. He’s raised not giving a shit to an art form, and someone had the light bulb moment to give him the “war on drugs” line. I bet the only thing Benicio ever voted on was what the new color of M&Ms should be. “I lish the colorrrr purble becash it reminnnds me of horseshhhs.” With a performance like this, it makes me wonder what Benicio would have brought to the table as Darth Maul..besides a whiff of body odor and tequila.