These are the Chills You’re Looking For
Finally. Fucking finally. The Star Wars movie I’ve wanted to see. And best of all, I can star in it.
That settles it. From now on, all the pre/sequels to my favorite movies must be video games. Someone get Harrison Ford in a recording booth and let’s repair some damage.
Yes. But, you know me. I’ll never get to see this unless you tape the good parts for me!