Billie Piper is certainly not Rose in the Showtime series, Secret Diary of a Call Girl. It’s full of naughty language, naughtier parts and probably the WORST music ever to be used anywhere. It bounces between annoying “Sex and the City”-inspired tunes to, get this, a “Midnight Run”-esque riff (episode 6, about 2 mins in, unreal). If Piper wasn’t so charming and nekkid, I’d have probably given up already, but it’s an interesting look behind the scenes of whoredom, and better yet, there’s a neat little sub-plot rolling on that’s starting to warm on me… and it has nothing to do with the bangin’.


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