Disney’s at it again, which I suppose is no surprise as Pirates of the Caribbean made a BILLION dollars (and as we know, that has everything to do with it being a ride first, not a movie starring Johnny Depp) so they’re ignoring the sins of the past (cough, Haunted Mansion, cough Country Bears) and getting in gear a film version of Jungle Cruise. I can’t wait to see someone shoot a hippo in the face… and I just hope it’s The Rock.

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