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First off, I’m sure Jason will hate it. Second, thanks to Burnt Leader for his timely review (he saw it last Friday night in the theater, I saw it on DVD two nights ago… F him). But more importantly, FEAST! So this is a movie made for horror fans. It’s not a great movie, not […]

New York Film Festival….please, please, please, please..see these..please. http://filmlinc.com/nyff/program/special/eltopo.html http://filmlinc.com/nyff/program/special/theholymountain.html

From Nmancer, who often sends me juicy headlines… Seems that challenge Uwe Boll gave to critics to fight him in a boxing ring was legitimate. He went several rounds with a bunch of critics and ended each bout with a KO. (see full story below) I’d like this guy if his movies weren’t such complete, […]

In the spirit of the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (which I thought lost it’s luster after the first 20 mins, but I bore easily… oh wait, a bird!) comes this new flick, co-starring Phantasm ph-avorite ANGUS SCRIMM! It’s called Automatons, and is self-billed as “a low-tech effects film about the horrors of war and robots.” […]

Fox confirmed that Justin Long has been cast as John McClane’s tech-boy sidekick in Live Free or Die Hard. Maggie Q, of Mission: Impossible III fame has also been added to the cast. Live Free or Die Hard is set for a Fourth of July weekend opening next year.

So check this out: Hollywood Confidential Who is Hollywood’s Biggest Hack? Most Wanted Actor? Most Deranged Director? More than 50 of the industry’s top power brokers dish out the honors in an Exclusive Radar Poll I especially love the DIRECTOR section! HERE!

No, it’s not another epic trip to a land of sin, but instead an imagining of a world that Rommel and Chris would love to live in. In the future, there are no more babies and the species is about to go the way of the dodo… UNTIL… and you can either choose to watch […]

The latest word from George Lucas is that the series, which is set to run for 100 episodes will be shown in 3D. “Do you mean in the old-fashioned 3D?” asked a magazine reporter. “Yeah, with glasses and everything,” replied Lucas. The story: HERE

I found a great two-step process in the quest for getting all my favorite video clips, like “One Track Lover” from Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace. It’s so easy, even a dead chimp can do it. Here’s what to do: 1. Download this program (no spyware and free to convert 1 file at a time). 2. Hit […]

Disney’s at it again, which I suppose is no surprise as Pirates of the Caribbean made a BILLION dollars (and as we know, that has everything to do with it being a ride first, not a movie starring Johnny Depp) so they’re ignoring the sins of the past (cough, Haunted Mansion, cough Country Bears) and […]

Okay, I shouldn’t say that, especially since I like Spaceballs, but the man hasn’t done anything funny in years, so why would TV be any different? In any case, the newest report is that ‘Spaceballs’ is to become TV cartoon, and even more: Brooks, who will voice two characters in the show, co-wrote the pilot […]

Nothing tickles my fancy better than awful lookalikes. Current faves: the Arnold Schwarzeneggers, the Mini-Me and the Val Kilmer (though he does look kinda like him, that hat drives me batty). Check out more terrible things here.

The Master does it again, and no I’m not talking about M. Night Shymalan, but our man of the year, W. Al Yankovic. His new album comes out soon, and will include “Trapped in the Drivethru” which I’m dying to give a listen. For now though, be satisfied with this amazing send-up of some hip-hop […]

This amazing website pops open a separate applet that lets you design your own 3-D things by drawing in 2-D! It’s really wild and simple – just hit the site, draw your favorite symbol and it 3-Dizes for ya!

http://www.garageband.com/artist/cardboardheart/songs listen to the one called “abortion.” I could see Greg getting in to this band.

Tomorrow is International Talk Like A Pirate Day: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ So if you see anyone talking like a pirate, slap them across the face and tell them that the joke’s over. – Roger

Catch the title track from The Pick of Destiny at the D’s official site. I’d embed it myself but A) don’t want to hijack the browser and B) I couldn’t figure out how to do it. Anxiously awaiting Sasquatch…