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One of the longest-running Disneyland rumors got another boost this week when news resurfaced of an impending upgrade to the dated Star Tours ride, which debuted at the Anaheim theme park in 1987. A look back at the many hints dropped in recent years of the imminent arrival of Star Tours 2.0: April 2005 – [...]