Julie Taymor is no longer directing Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark! This is the first intelligent move the Producers have made since they began this mess years ago. Bono and The Edge may be writing new songs, but still, I fear it may just be too late to salvage at this point. This show should […]

I hate this show beyond words but seriously, now it’s time for us to stop making fun of it. As of today this production is officially just sad. It’s crossed over a line where now it’s just being mean to make fun of the pathetic little thing. The $65 million “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark” […]

Seems like little has changed over at the Foxwoods theater since I witnessed the biggest disaster in Broadway history two months ago. Today, Topless Robot has a great recap of a new review for Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark over at The NY Times. Check it out – everything they write is the truth. This […]

12-ish yr-old kid next to me to his mom during intermission: “Mom, can you please do something to keep me awake?” Lesson learned: Let us never underestimate the value of Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen Jr to U2’s awesomeness. Bottom line = Spidey never belonged on B-way. U2 should not be writing horrible emotionless showtunes […]

The potential biggest disaster in Broadway history begins today. I won’t be seeing it until a month from now – so if you’re on the other side before then, let us know what you saw! SUNDAY NIGHT UPDATE: This just in” “All $65 million of the new Broadway musical “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark” took […]

What the hell do you think? I like Bono & The Edge and nothing else about this. Previews begin November 15th. Check out the first song “Boy Who Falls From The Sky” after the jump! (Has a bit of a Batman Forever Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me vibe in the chorus)….