The newest Wilson Yip/Donnie Yen actioner gets its American theatrical release today….. Bake Snaker’s the first to see it…

It’s movies like The Bourne Ultimatum and Resident Evil: Extinction that remind me why I go to see movies like 10,000 B.C. in the theater. As much as Bourne looked great on HD-DVD and Resident Evil was wonderful in Blu-ray, I wish I saw them both in theaters. No risk, no reward. It’s great to [...]

…Unfortunately, since CB4. Well, Okay – that’s not true. To be fair, the actual creature CJ7 is extremely awesome. The movie itself is the big problem here…

NO. ___________________________ YES.

Wow, a movie about prisoners forced to fight to the death on an island should not be as good as The Condemned. Maybe it was because it took itself SO seriously. There’s no laughs at all – it’s essentially murder and rape, followed by someone exploding, and all of it “televised” via the internet for [...]

Two films, one from the Rendezvous with French Cinema Series and one from Film Comment Selects Series, both at Lincoln Center, that start off terribly and win me over half way through. Horror fans…please read this review.

I could write about the good stuff, like Jon Stewart was relaxed and pretty amusing, but that’s no fun…

What a surprise. The quality of the opening was worse than what high school kids whip up and post on YouTube, and the fact that a black man made to look like an old Chinese man didn’t win a make-up award is very telling. Don’t get me wrong, Norbit isn’t anything special but considering the [...]

I don’t have it in me to write how much i did not enjoy this. But…

3 DVD rentals that I will now review……

Just as I experienced it…..

This is a Must See!!!!! Think Train Spotting with a more sophisticated aesthetic…..

Tonight I saw a preview screening of Diary of the Dead. What follows is a review containing very mild spoilers and a strong bitter taste. This review was brought to you by Tylenol PM and two bites of a fried catfish filet that smelled and tasted like my fish tank when I’m too lazy to [...]

Best episode yet. I’m stunned. I can’t wait for next week. I’m in love with Lena Headey. I hope this show stays at this pace. I hope we don’t find out about the girl who killed herself, I hope it’s just a weird little diversion that you can ignore, like when you’re dating a girl [...]

If you haven’t seen Underdog, you haven’t lived life. I just caught this over the weekend, thanks to the beauty of Blu-ray, and am fully converted to never fearing. Maybe I’m blanking on other talking dog flicks, but who cares, Underdog was awesome.