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Jason’s Cloverfield retort

I think I know what Cloverfield is. It’s a marketing gimmick for a genre movie that would be otherwise unceremoniously dropped in the middle...

Cloverfield of Dreams

If you haven’t seen Cloverfield, do not read this post. If you have, I’ve decided in the wake of everything to sum up what...

Love is a Cloverfield

UPDATE: Hear the Cloverfield end credits audio message, played forward and in reverse. 1/18/08 – 2:00am – Cloverfield is awesome. Monsters are awesome. 7/5/07...

Judgment Night

As much as I love future shocks and SkyNET, the Terminator franchise died for me when Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines came out....

2007: The List Is Life!!

The bestest, most enjoyable experiences of 2007. Actually, come to think of it, ALL of the film experiences of ’07, which was quite a...

Aliens Vs. Predator Vs. Me

ALIEN VERSUS PREDATOR REQUIEM Some of this review is cut and pasted from a comment left on the other AvP thread, but I rewrote...

AVPR SUX

I wrote a brief rant on Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem for UGO, because we didn’t have one, but this is largely the review that...

I enjoyed I Am Legend

But the book storyline is so much better. From Wikipedia: The story takes place between January 1976 and January 1979 in Southern California. The...

Third Time’s A Charm!

For me, this is and will continue to be one of those classic movie experiences that grows better and mega-better each time i experience...

No Pleasure in this Treasure

Maybe I need to see the first one again, but in watching National Treasure 2, I found myself captivated by the mystery but infuriated...

I Am Kinda Legend

As I only liked 2/3rds of I Am Legend, I guess I’d overall recommend it. I thought Will Smith was good, the story mostly...

Bergy Todd!

I can’t merely sit here and simply type a review for something as amazing as Sweeney Todd. I’d have to sing you a review...

Abort.

So look. I really don’t go into movies like Juno wanting to hate them.