I wish I posted this earlier because it’s already been in theaters for a few weeks. But all’s not lost…you can still catch it….because this is a big screen film. See it no matter what but try, try, try to see it on the silver screen. This is an Australian western that takes place at [...]

I’ve been very bad. Very lazy. I haven’t posted in weeks. But I’ll catch up over the next couple of days. Anyway, I was inspired to write this tonight because I just finished watching a new, incredibly original Japanese film called Survive Style 5. Imagine “Short Cuts” in a bizarre fantasy world. The world is [...]

Mission Impossible 3 Over the Hedge The DaVinci Code (and scroll down to a separate entry for X-MEN 3: I CAN’T STAND)

I’ve tried to write this piece for some time and have not been able to articulate properly, but here goes… Understand that though I have a brain full of useless pop culture information, I never soaked up comic books as a kid aside from a subscription to the 80s series of Batman Detective Comics, a [...]

This review will have mild spoilers, and I will be posting major spoilers in the comments. Consider yourself warned. Going into this movie, I admit, I was concerned. The 52% Tomatometer rating made me wonder if Brett Ratner had wrecked what Bryan Singer had established with the first two films. There are rough spots, mainly [...]

Straight from the most frustrated fan ever to Blog via email… Why argue with a mind this warped – just read and revel in the spittle of the darkly doomed…

Alec Baldwin finds out his stepdaughter works for an escort agency. After he sleeps with her. I was there. Unfortunately, the screenplay wasn’t. Jeff Goldblum = Good. Luke WIlson = The Usual. Movie = Bad. Learn more here.

Saw Hatchet at the Tribeca Film Festival last night. While its intentions of being an 80′s style slasher are good, the film fails on every level. A monumental waste of a premise that COULD have achieved what it set out to, if only not for how unfathomably sloppy the whole thing is thrown together. Shame [...]

This film is kind of a let down because it ends so abruptly that it seems like they simply cut off the last 20 minutes of the film. It has a beautiful look… great casting..menacing style and tone…shot by the cinematography of “Irreversible.” I am just upset because it so close to being great and [...]

Of all the films playing at this years Tribeca Film Festival, only one stood out. Only one called my name. All I needed was the title alone to know this was something worthy of getting me out of bed for the 11:15 am screening this past Saturday… Mee-Shee the Water Giant!

Back in January, I had the opportunity to face the dangers of Walt Disney World’s newest (and biggest) attraction, Expedition Everest: The Legend of the Forbidden Mountain on the second day of Disney Cast Member Previews. The following was my initial thoughts on the journey…

Just when I thought the Koreans could do no wrong… Eckkk. What a boring piece of nothing. This film couldn’t be more of a Blade Runner rip-off. Not an homage..rip-off. A lot of people must have worked very hard.. alot of money and time must have been spent…and it is a pity that this is [...]

Very good. Screened at Tribeca Film Festival. This film is a documentary about the passengers of an immigrant smuggling ship that ran aground near New York City in 1993. Very insightful film that follows 4 passengers and their ongoing struggles to gain citizenship, which of course they have been denied. It’s the type of film [...]

So for whatever reason, I decided to finally see The Specials . I kinda knew what to expect: low budget, played for yuks, b-list talent… but I thought it would be a little more than what it was – just a bunch of folks with “super powers” talking at one another, dealing with issues and [...]