When scouring the internets for photos for our Emmy story the other day, I popped in “Michael Emerson” of LOST fame and discovered something truly frightening: A site dedicated to vamping up celebrities. Celebrity Fury doesn’t have a huge library (yet!), but the practical application of having a demonized Keanu Reeves in your back pocket goes without saying. Other celebs include Harrison Ford, Avril Lavigne and everybody’s favorite, Jack Nicholson… or is that Robert Pattinson? I forget who everybody’s favorite is these days.