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I loved you in the in 80s, but these last 20 years have been hellish. Child molestation charges, your baby dangling, you almost made me revoke my fan membership but I still love Beat It and Bad, mostly because they’re great and somewhat because Weird Al has great parodies of them. I hope you find peace whereever the HELL you end up, but I’d be lying if I said I really cared about you recently and that this affects me in any negative way. I am sad that someone died, but I’d be more sad if it were John Landis.

Visit the Michael Jackson Store