Comments on: What if you could bone Saavik?

By: Christa

Christa — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:35:53 +0000

you don’t wanna screw with Vulcan girls, they tend to Kling-on.

By: Eros Welker

Eros Welker — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 23:38:30 +0000

I am confused and bewildered. This isn’t the first we’ve seen of our new friend, and I doubt the last. I believe it’s Uwe Boll.

By: Junktape

Junktape — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:56:27 +0000

Sometimes it dawns on me that this is a public site. And that Burnt exists.

By: DougGold

DougGold — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:25:41 +0000

She’s half-Romulan you know. That means she takes it in the ass.

By: Cybergosh

Cybergosh — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:56:51 +0000

i’d defend ya – but…anything that summons the long-lost Burnt Leader out of EG retirement is a good thing !!

By: Fat Ass

Fat Ass — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:16:25 +0000

Wow, apparently someone doesn’t like me and can’t put together the thoughts to make fun of me in a clever fashion or have the balls to sign their own name to it. Either that, or they’re just trying to be funny. It’s so hard to tell…

By: Burnt

Burnt — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:04:42 +0000

Fatass, wish I could help! But, I’m no Trekkie. . . AND Friend-O means “just trying to help” and not you~!!!

By: FRIEND-O

FRIEND-O — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 05:01:16 +0000

Eros, can you get this douche bag off of here~

By: just trying to help

just trying to help — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 04:16:28 +0000

I need YOUR help! So some of you know that I work as a men’s bathroom attendant. Some of you don’t even really know who I am. But maybe I’ve handed you a towel. Anyway, in the novel I’ve been working on for a while, in between chapters I have fun little lists. No, trust me, they’re fun. You’ll laugh. Out loud. But actually, that doesn’t have to do with my request. I was just hoping you’d see me as more than just a bathroom attendant so my next request might be met with more enthusiasm.

For those who know me, perhaps the next time you’re shaking it off and reaching for a towel you’ll meet my eyes. Just for a moment. Just so I know I’m not alone, and that I’ve inspired or helped you in some way. Do I have something to prove? Perhaps. But, when its all said and done, I suppose we’re all looking connect in some way, be it creative writing groups (learning annex, friday nights, see you there?) , facebook groups, or websites like this, with creative people on it. And is reaching out in this way such a bad thing, especially when I ‘m getting my job done and making sure the sinks are wiped off? Thanks in advance. See you in the one marked Homme.

By: Roger

Roger — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:18:06 +0000

"You should have stuffed your kobayashi in her maru.”

“Do you have any Klingon in ya? No? Do you WANT any?”

“You could have made Operating Thetan Level 3.”

(That’s a Scientology joke, not a Star Trek joke.)

By: junktape

junktape — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:28:41 +0000

She was a sure thing!!!! The Vulcan bitch was all Pon-Farr for your captain’s log and you blew it!!!!!!!!!!

I woulda stuck my sam in her diane. (for the current incarnation of Kirstie alley, this would be my norm in her carla.)

If we go by the book as Lt. Saavik suggests, you’re a fucking idiot.

Dude, if it was me, I woulda been givin her the jeffries tube.

You mean you had vulcan vagina in your sights and you DIDNT violate her prime directive?

I’m out.

By: Eros Welker

Eros Welker — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 23:51:07 +0000

What if you never really had a hard-on for Kirstie Alley? I mean, I’d probably say, “You’d have been better off bedding the Horta.”