Beowulf looks like a cartoony 300.  300 was HIGHLY anticipated, even though you don’t like it, every self-respecting “man” had to see it, and girls were willing to see it for half-naked guys and violence.  Girls don’t want to see half-naked digital Angelina Jolie, and guys think this looks like a video game.

We spoke about this, but if it boasted more well-written dramatic bits (like an interesting, heart-wrenching love story), then that could have played in a trailer and convinced girls that it’s worth seeing, and guys that it’s more than just God of War cutscenes.

I enjoyed my time with Wulfy (he’s just fine, dear), and am recommending it to everyone as a must-see 3D experience, but I’m not so blinded as to think it’s quality cinema.

Very confusing and upsetting.  I don’t care if you even liked or hated Beowulf.  This is really bad because this tells the suits that you there is no market for adult-oriented animation and that you have to have bee’s with celeb voices being annoying to do any biz.  It tells them pushing the limits of PG-13 and having the balls to do something a little out there and ground-breaking is a losing game, and to stick with the tried and true.

Disney, with its mutli-picture deal with ImageMovers, must be shitting blood about A Christmas Carol. 

I’m sad about this.

I guess people just don’t take to it when it goes for photorealism.  They likes their drawin’s all nice and not real-like.

There is a quote in the trailer for There Will Be Blood that i really love and relate to.

“I look at people and I see nothing worth liking”

What i don’t get is, as a fan of film – i just don’t have any clue as to how anyone would write an EVENT like this off.  The future is NOW.

Just go see it.  If you like it, good for you.  If you don’t, you wasted 15 bucks on a movie instead of a bj from a tranny hooker as usual.

And if you weren’t excited about it to begin with, why are you buying into the hype now?  Go read the original poem with a cup of herbal tea if blockbusters aren’t your thing, there’s no shame in that….well, not much.  Some people think reading is cool.  I don’t know any, but I’m sure they’re out there, like unicorns and irish midgets promising pots of gold.

And what’s wrong with something looking like its from out of a videogame?  Have you seen videogames lately?  They’re AWESOME.  I’ll watch a videogame any day of the week over Casablanca, I’ll tell you that much.  Word.

Don’t worry so much.  Don’t buy into the masses.  Be more like me.  For I am…….

DUTCH!