I wish I posted this earlier because it’s already been in theaters for a few weeks. But all’s not lost…you can still catch it….because this is a big screen film. See it no matter what but try, try, try to see it on the silver screen. This is an Australian western that takes place at [...]

This Titanium Series looks pretty wild, and I’m no rabid toy collector like our pal, Junktape. And better yet, Transformers and Battlestar Galactica toys are on the way! I hope they offer an Edward James Olmos figure! STAND AND DELIVER, indeed! See the slick site here.

Seems like the wind is going out of the X-sails. Suggesting that fans rushed to see it as soon as possible, X-Men: The Last Stand devolved 67 percent to an estimated $34.4 million, the steepest post-Memorial Day opening drop on record. Still, it made big bucks — but will this be the pattern for the [...]

I’ve been very bad. Very lazy. I haven’t posted in weeks. But I’ll catch up over the next couple of days. Anyway, I was inspired to write this tonight because I just finished watching a new, incredibly original Japanese film called Survive Style 5. Imagine “Short Cuts” in a bizarre fantasy world. The world is [...]

I must admit, this gets me excited if only because I want to hear that theme again — but have no allusions, it sounds terrible. Bill Murray is refusing to return and the odds-on favorite to replace him seems to be Ben Stiller. As of May 2006, Ramis and Aykroyd seem determined to make this [...]

Much like the end of Halloween III, I just got word that Entertainment Tonight will be broadcasting the premiere of my David Hasselhoff video tonight. Apparently, they teased it earlier tonight (as in Thursday) but will show it full frontal on Friday. God help us all. WATCH THE VIDEO NOW!

Stupid is as stupid videotapes:

In a recent interview, ex-Marvel CEO Avi Arad, let loose the dogs of war and enhanced my excitement and erection… and by that I mean this happened: iF: There are four villains this time, Venom, Sandman, and Green Goblin and when is the fourth going to be revealed? ARAD: Right we have four villains. Pretty [...]

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Funnypants Thompson is back again and so are the laffs!