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]]> By: Cybergosh http://www.entertainmentgeekly.com/2006/05/30/danviews-summer-movies/comment-page-1/#comment-145 Cybergosh Tue, 30 May 2006 17:54:21 +0000 http://www.entertainmentgeekly.com/test/?p=1792#comment-145 <p>I had heard that Over the Hedge was the closet Dreamworks had come to the Pixar Magic.  Umm.  Who said this?  Dreamworks?  Let me put it this way:  It was the first time i was GLAD my stomach acid was acting up because it gave me something to do during the film other than claw into my skull with my unclipped finger nails.  I hated everyone in this film.  Everyone.  Bruce was an ass hole.  It didn’t even need to be Bruce.  All voices bad.  Even Shandling’s (which was the main reason i went).  What i mean is, in Pixar films, the go for interesting voices.  Sure, their voices might be by celebs, but they are more than simple stunt casting for names sake.  Larry the Cable Guy may seem like the same thing, but he is much more.  He is the heart of the film and that’s a lot more than one can say about Wanda fucking Sykes as the typical cliche black character in Over the Hedge (a smelly skunk, no less). </p> <p> Fuck Dreamworks.  Fuck all non-pixar CGI films as a whole.  They have all been ruined by this interchangeable lowest common denominator type humor.  The Wild.  Madagascar.  Over the Hedge.  That shitty Nickelodeon Cow Movie.  That Annoying Martin Lawrence Ashton thing coming out.  All of em.  Here’s hoping Lasseter and the boys do the most ironic thing in the history of animation...bring back 2D at Disney. </p> I had heard that Over the Hedge was the closet Dreamworks had come to the Pixar Magic.  Umm.  Who said this?  Dreamworks?  Let me put it this way:  It was the first time i was GLAD my stomach acid was acting up because it gave me something to do during the film other than claw into my skull with my unclipped finger nails.  I hated everyone in this film.  Everyone.  Bruce was an ass hole.  It didn’t even need to be Bruce.  All voices bad.  Even Shandling’s (which was the main reason i went).  What i mean is, in Pixar films, the go for interesting voices.  Sure, their voices might be by celebs, but they are more than simple stunt casting for names sake.  Larry the Cable Guy may seem like the same thing, but he is much more.  He is the heart of the film and that’s a lot more than one can say about Wanda fucking Sykes as the typical cliche black character in Over the Hedge (a smelly skunk, no less).

Fuck Dreamworks.  Fuck all non-pixar CGI films as a whole.  They have all been ruined by this interchangeable lowest common denominator type humor.  The Wild.  Madagascar.  Over the Hedge.  That shitty Nickelodeon Cow Movie.  That Annoying Martin Lawrence Ashton thing coming out.  All of em.  Here’s hoping Lasseter and the boys do the most ironic thing in the history of animation…bring back 2D at Disney.

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